history with no novocain

My history classes this semester are like going to the dentist and getting my teeth pulled with no Novocain at all. Each time I step into that, boring, pale freezing cold classroom I get the shakes, like when I first walk into that horrible smelling dentist’s office. Everyone knows that disgusting smell of the dentist office; it makes your stomach do flips! That’s how my stomach feels when I walk into that classroom and have to listen to these lectures on history! They are sooooo boring! The lectures are like waiting for the dentist to call you back and have you sit in that chair and have you look at all the sharp tools he is about to poke and prod at in your mouth! Lectures are the anticipation to the test, like waiting in that damn chair and having to imagine what the dentist is going to do to your mouth. Each lecture is like each minute you sit there in that chair in that bright white room with that insanely bright white light above your head, and having beads of sweat build of on your forehead and start to drip down. Each minute you sit in that chair seems like an eternity! That’s exactly how I feel when I have to go and sit in my history class and I look at the clock, it never seems like the hands move. I feel like I’m stuck in a time warp, and I get that same exact feeling whenever I have to sit in the horrible dentist chair with that bib tied around me like I’m a little baby, I feel like a little baby because of all the anticipation of waiting makes me soo nervous and anxious. I get the same nervous anxious feeling whenever it is test day in my horrible boring history class and my teacher is going to hand out the test. Once that nasty test hits my desk and I turn it over and read the first question, it is like the dentist coming in and making you open your mouth as wide as it can go with out breaking your jaw! Then the dentist picking at all your teeth checking which ones have cavities in them, each tooth the dentist checks is like each question on my history test. Each question gets worse and worse as I go on, first its some multiple choice questions then some matching and then short answer and then last and the worst part of the entire test is the essay questions! The essay question is like the dentist going straight to drilling with out putting any Novocain in my gums at all!! Hearing that drill buzz in your ear along with all the pain of getting that cavity filled! I would rather do the dentists office with no Novocain then have to sit the rest of the semester in my history classes and have to take these tests. History class is worse than the dentist to me and I just cant wait for this visit to be over so I can never have to talk about history ever ever again!!!